Do you shiver with pleasure as you imagine a meaty fist smashing into Pete Doherty's sweaty, round noggin?
Have you twinged with delight as you picture Pete Wentz's teeth crumbling under the pounding of a hammy left hook?
Would you melt with relief at the thought of somebody finally pulping Jarvis Cocker's stupid glasses into his eyes?
We have. And our list is as follows. Add your own at the bottom. If we get enough response perhaps we could sell this to The Sun and put the proceeds towards hiring Zakk Wylde to sort them out?
1. Pete Doherty
2. Pete Wentz
3. Fred Durst
4. Johnny Borrell (who our reviews ed Jonathan believes should be No.1)
5. Jarvis Cocker
6. Any of the Lostprophets
8. Chris Martin
9. Scott Stapp
10. Ville Valo